Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's the most determined bird?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?