What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What animal knows kung fu?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?