What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
The dressing!
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's E.T. short for?
Which president loved to take baths?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do math teachers eat?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?