Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the foal cough?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?