What nationality are most fish?
Fin-nish.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's the holiest insect?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do polar bears vote?