What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?