What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where does breakfast live?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of dog loves to eat?