What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why was the cat so small?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What kind of bird can write?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?