What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?