What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Pew, it stinks in here!
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
How does a taco bless the table?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where would you find an elephant?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What does a lion call an antelope?