What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?