What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
We had a discussion about roses.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How does a cow do math?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?