My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?