Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
They fall asleep when trying to count them.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What was the first animal in space?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?