Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?