What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do frogs get to work?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?