Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do frogs eat in the summer?