What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you get straight A's?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?