Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?