What's the difference between weather and climate?
You can't weather a tree, but you can climate.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
We had a discussion about roses.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?