What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What makes music in your hair?