Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?