What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do naked fish play with?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why was the cat so small?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?