Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
A book just fell on my head.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which subject has two parts?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What color are all the books in the library?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?