What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What day never takes itself seriously?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's a forklift?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.