Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How do horses navigate at night?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Are baby skunks cute?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?