How can you make 7 even?
You take away the "s".
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
We had a discussion about roses.
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What kind of bee do teachers love?