Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How much money does a skunk have?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are books always so angry?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What country has the most fish?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?