Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing!
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Who invented fractions?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?