What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's E.T. short for?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How do fireflies start a race?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do moms make good vintners?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?