Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do diners never serve lobster?