What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How do bears keep cool?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where do mice leave their boats?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What day is your mom always right?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the stair machines call each other?