What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What animal floats best?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What bee is good for your health?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?