What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?