Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
Why are trees always so positive?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?