What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?