What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?