What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Who are Frosty's parents?