Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What insect runs away from everything?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?