What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Surprise!!!!
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why don't wolves like fast food?