What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How are mountains able to see?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the noisiest food?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?