Why don't fish play basketball?
They are afraid of the net.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Which family member has tusks?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What birds always travel in twos?