What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Trunk or treat.
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?