What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Self-rising flour.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What are you studying in math?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call the dog magician?