Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why are cars magic?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which elf is the best singer?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?