Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What season begins with a thud?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do frogs get to work?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do farmers do on February 14th?