Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What school subject really rocks?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do you call a short cow?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?