What is Santa's favorite dessert?
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Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?