Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the chicken cross the net?