The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are cars magic?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do you get kids to do something?
What does winter fat turn into?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the mare gain weight?
